School: the place where the father pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: The contract that keep you poor in your life and when you die …. You get rich.

Nurse: The person who wakes you up to give you pills that make you sleep.

Marriage: Agreement in which a man lose his bachelor degree and the woman get her masters.

Divorce: The future tense from Marriage.

Tears : a hydraulic force by which masculine willpower defeated by feminine water power.

Conference: Is a confusion of one man multiplied by the number of the present.

Compromise: Art that divide a cake that everybody believes that he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room: place where everybody talk and nobody listens and later on everybody disagrees.

Father : The bank who provided to us by nature.

Criminal: A guy with no different from the others....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is always early when you are late & late when you early.

Smile: curve can set a lot of things straight.

Office: Place where you can relax from your home life strenuous.

Experience: The name that man give to his mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention that ends all inventions.

Philosopher : the fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when he dies






King of Nothing