انجليزي ده يا مرسي

[سارة]

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in
Egypt ,So they send a female reporter to interview the common
citizen there.. when she arrives at Cairo.. she picks a random guy
,and starts her interview

**Reporter:Hi*

*Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta*

*Reporter: Do u speak English?*

*Egyptian: Berfect *

*Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?*

*Egyptian: No,i dont have a mind*

*Reporter: What's your name?*

*Egyptian: Taha*

*Reporter: Sex?*

*Taha: I love it*

*Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?*

*Taha (yelling): what do u sink?*

*Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....*

*Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want*

*Reporter: No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life
here in
egypt?*

*Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz*

*Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u
like
in ur ountry?*

*Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food*

*Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?*

*Taha: I am very well ,sank u*

*Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?*

*Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any
(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we canesmoke it
in
my car..dont warry about bolice*

* Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?*

*Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar*

*Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?*

*Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is
trying
to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and
zey
make all streets
one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3*

*Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?*

*Taha:I do not undurstand what u say*

*Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in
egypt?*

*Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot
of
water..and we have byramidz*

*Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?*

*Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend
i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at
home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any
money*

*Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do
u have a lot of money?*

*Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?*

لا حدى يسالني ع الترجمة هدول بعتهن اخي من بريطانيا ههههههههههه

صرلو شهرين ونا زل تنكيت ههههههههههه

[دمعة فرح]

انجليزي ده يامرسى ... لأ فيومي

[السكون]